Parent Truth #462: My kid is a total love kill. Don’t kid yourself, so is yours. All kids are. From the moment you bring them home until the day they go to college, your free time will dwindle to almost nothing.
When they’re babies they sleep for short stretches of time, you’re exhausted, overworked, underpaid and getting a load of laundry in the washer or ten minutes of shut eye, let’s face it, is way more appealing than sex. By the time they’re toddlers and preschoolers they’re spending more nights in your bed than they are in their own beds, not to mention that a closed door is more than offensive, it’s a challenge.
Maybe your first was conceived by candlelight, romantic music in the background and satin sheets on the bed. Subsequent children are generally the product of a pants-half-off, finish-quick-before-she-notices-we-left-the-room deal with singing animals or talking trains on TV in the background. When they’re older you’ll incessantly worry they’re going to walk in on you and if you even so much as flirt, let alone kiss, in front of them they act so grossed out you might as well have eaten worms.
So what to do? Can we bring some of the sexy back? Of course. The key is not to stress, not expect too much, and keep it small and simple. Obviously a bed full of rose petals, a chilled bottle of wine and the sexy fitting lingerie du jour sounds great, since those usually take planning save them for those special getaways. Instead here are some ideas that can be “spontaneous”.
- Promise yourself and your partner that you’ll carve out time for play…the dishes can wait until later or the morning (I know, gasp!). In the morning, give your partner sexy coupons or checks for later.
- Light a sexy massage gel candle, allow to melt and then drizzle the warm massage oil straight out of the tin and onto your partners skin. Not just an edible massage oil/candle, it is also a great moisturizer for your skin.
- Buy lingerie that makes YOU feel sexy. A babydoll for something more flowing or longer, a corset to pair with jeans for dinner out, or a sexy robe.
- Pick up a Valentine’s Day Essentials Kit from Screaming O. This kit has all you need to make this Valentine’s Day last deep into the night. From vibrating rings and mini vibesto orgasm-enhancing accessories you are covered.
One new change, addition, or surprise can turn a quickie into a sexier, more romantic night. So goodnight moon, goodnight room, goodnight kids and goodnight chores; goodnight boring non-existent sex life everywhere!








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